Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Tips For Dealing With Cold Ketchup

I just got back from Burger King and noticed they didn't put any ketchup in the bag and I love to dip my fries in ketchup before I eat them. I have some ketchup in my fridge, but I hate putting cold ketchup on hot food. Any suggestions? - Ben (Milford, MA)

List Generated:

-Let sit until ketchup reaches room temperature.

-Force ketchup into conditions of extreme stress, then be kind to it, repeat process until getting the information desired.

-Microwave ketchup for forty minutes.

-Pretend to leave the room, then turn around quickly and yell "Ha" at maximum decibels permitted by landlord.

-Laugh at it's jokes whether you find them funny or not.

-Play some Al Green, earlier stuff.

-Use mustard, ranch and/or mayo to induce jealousy.

-Challenge it to a pull-ups contest, even if you lose, the ketchup will probably be warm.

-Eat ribs instead.


  1. usually when you go through a drivethru they give you a ton of ketchup more than you need. So next time this happens instead of throwing out what you don't need, keep it in a drawer in your kitchen so when they forget, you have a back up plan.

  2. Did Kyle Brandt ask you this question?

  3. It took me a second to get that! LOL