Names of Future NFL Quarterbacks

My wife and I are expecting a baby boy any day now and we still haven't settled on a name. I want to give my son the best possible chance of growing up to be a great NFL quarterback, and that all starts with his name. Can you please help us out? - Joey (Elko, NV)

List Generated:

-Trip Macaroy

-Duke Waterfowl

-Jeffis Murdercycle

-Cole Trotsky

-Flake Seizemore*

-Steve Fluesy*

-Jeronimo Powers

-Jerry Stevey*

-Ducacus Huckabee*

-Coz Thunderbullet

-Pete Jickles*

-Trotter Dawson

-Ankle Kimberly*

* - Second String