Friday, February 27, 2009

Things Personal Trainers Yell

I'm a rookie Personal Trainer and I've been told the best way to motivate people is to yell at them. But I don't want to just yell any random thing, so I thought it best to consult with you in this matter. What's the best thing to yell at people to get them to do more physical training even though they're tired and want to give up? Drink Gatorade. - Terrance (Lewiston, ID)

List Generated:


-Pooooouuuuuuussssssssshhhhhhhh!

-Harness your inner core circle!

-Pretend I'm a bear and I'm chasing you!

-I know I'm yelling, but that's just because it's loud in here!

-Have you heard the new Belle & Sebastian EP? It's a little more lively than their older stuff! That said! They'll never top If You're Feeling Sinister!

-I'll be right back!

-Peanut Butter! Jelly! Peanut Butter! Jelly!

-That row machine isn't going to row itself, give me six more rows!

-I'm motivating you!

-Can I borrow six dollars?!?!?!?!?!?!

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