My family has this amazing log cabin in the woods. It's just a wonderful, invigorating feeling to be out in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by nature. Except for the owls, which seem to hate me. Why do owls hate me? - Jeremy (Ishpeming, MI)
-You are diurnal.
-You can move your eyes without moving your head.
-You dress kind of boring.
-You can say more than one word.
-You don't contemplate the cosmos or your place in it.
-You don't have piercing black eyes that see right through the flesh, to a man's soul.
-You refuse to swivel your head all the way around, owl style.
-You tend to over explain things.
-You hunt owls.