Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Causes Of Traffic

Often when I'm sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic, I find myself wondering what the cause is. I just don't get it sometimes. Can you tell me what the main causes of traffic are just so I can have a mental image next time I'm in the midst of it? - Theodore (Duck Hill, MS)

List Generated:

-Fender benders caused by people looking for their bluetooth earpiece between the seats.

-Guys who look like Joe Pesci fixing flat tires.

-Stupid orange cones.

-Hackers who hack into the system and hack up the traffic Live Free or Die Hard style.

-Roadside trampoline shows.

-People breaking too much while eating ribs.

-Out of control monster trucks.

-T = 2m·v-(rm·ω)(2m·p)−1·2IωL


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