Yo, me an my friends are going to a comedy club tonight. We do this like once a month or so, and they are totally great at heckling the comics. I, on the other hand, suck at it and end up feeling stupid. Can you give me a few zingers to throw these comics off their game? - Jake (Clovis, NM)
-I already heard you tell all these jokes last night.
-Who are you to be making fun of airline pilots?
-You stole that joke from me.
-I can see your lips moving while you make the puppet talk.
-You remind me of my friend Aaron from High School.
-I haven't seen this many bombs since I visited this one bomb factory outside of Tulsa.
-Do that super finger thing from the Dane Cook CD.
-What do you mean everyone hates hecklers?
-No they don't.
-Hecklers are why people go to see comedy dude.
-No, you're an idiot.