Knife Games

I've been running my biker bar, Archie's Sawdust Tavern, for 10 or so years, and lately business has been on the down slope. I figure the solution is to introduce some new knife games to the regulars and hope that they spread the word that Archie's has the best knife games around. I just know old ones, but if you could suggest some knew ones, I won't hunt you down and dismantle you piece by piece. - Archie (Scottsbluff, NE)

List Generated:

-Knuckle Cuts

-Twitchblade

-Taunt The One-Armed Knifer

-Duck Duck Knife

-Slitter

-Blind Butcher

-The Lonesome Knife

-Butterfly Showdown

-Luck of the Swiss

-Knifeketball

Scrabble Words (With Definitions)

I’m flying home for the holidays and that means I’m going to be goaded into playing at least one or two games of Scrabble against my pretentious brother and his well read wife. Just once I’d like to beat them, can you recommend some good Scrabble words and define them if it’s not too much trouble? – Judith (Fort Bragg, NC)

List Generated:

-Leeoablex – A process a peach undergoes.

-Xzxeoloo – Entomologist term for the timid way insects say hello for the first time.

-Syo – What humans will say in reverence of their mighty World King in 3009 A.A.D.

-Lyii – When 3 or more person gather around a plate of clams.

-Eeeeeeeiiiuu – What the mighty World King replies when greeted with a “Syo”.

-Vuxtab – To purposefully inject a monkey with a highly contagious end game disease.

-Kropduxt – To successfully knock down eight straight 3-pointers when no one is looking.

-Yicku – To be 90% sure of something.