Affordable Seafood Restaurants

I'm on a diet that requires me to eat only fish for the next five months and to be honest, I've never really been a fish person. I've been eating at Red Lobster all month because it's pretty cheap and they have many fish options there, can you suggest some more places along this line? - Mitch (Murrells Inlet, SC)

List Generated:

-Fish Bone Depot

-The Lonely Mermaid*

-Gross Oyster Supper Club

-The Crust Station

-Crab Pier

-Crawdaddio's Maritime Eatery

-The Mollusk's Tufted Gills*

-Seafood Restaurant

* - Also a strip club

Pho Restaurants

I'm opening up a new Pho restaurant and noticed that most of the other Pho restaurants in the neighborhood tend to work the word Pho creatively into their names, (i.e. Photastic Pho). A lot of the good Pho names are already taken, can you provide me a list of some available ones? - Tammy (Princess Anne, MD)

List Generated:

-Phonomepho

-Campus Pholice

-Phosferatu

-Pho Money, Pho Problems

-Poisonous Phobra

-Unbelievapho

-L-M-N-O-Pho

-Pho Pho Gadget Umbrella Hat

-Phopher Grace

-Phoenix

IHOP Breakfast Specials

As a regular patron at IHOP (yes, I claim my free breakfast every birthday!) I was wondering if you could suggest some new breakfast specials for them. I’m truly sick of the 6 they’ve had for -what seems like- forever. – Jill (Kalispell, MT)

List Generated:

-Proper Dopper Pancakes

-Flibbertigibbet’s Fl”eggs” Florentine

-Public Domain Mouseycakes!

-Ruby Snooby Saber Toothy Hamcakes & Baconaffles

-Hungry Kid’s Eggellette Basket

-Eggs-ala-Hamburger!

-For Whom The French Toasts

Unhealthy Fast Food Salads

My new year's resolution this year is to lose weight. I eat a lot of fast food, but I thought I was doing OK because I've been sticking to salads. Unfortunately I've just learned that not all salads are healthy. This is totally stressing me out, can you please give me a heads up as to which salads to steer clear of. - Blane (Kennewick, WA)

List Generated:

-5-Meat Pizza Salad Grinder (Dominoes)

-Quarter Pounder With Salad* (McDonalds)

-The Colonel's Mashed n' Fried Salad Bucket (KFC)

-The Krisper (Krispy Kreme)

-Chalupa Saladilla (Taco Bell)

-Five Dollar Double Guac Bacon Westerner (Carl's Jr.)

-Oven Roasted Angus Cheesesteak Salad (Quiznos)

-The BK Clogger (Burger King)

* - Not a salad

Butter Substitutes

My new year's resolution was to lose weight, but I just love to put butter on things, (i.e. crackers, toast, waffles). I feel like if I can find a butter substitute that I like I could cut tons of fat out of my diet. What are your favs? - Rex (Beacon Hill, CO)

List Generated:

-Foodables All Natural Bunner

-Margilean

-"Butter"

-Spreadable Yellow Pads

-I Disagree That This Is Not Butter

-Nu'bUtTerR

-Pepsi Clear Butter

Freezer Foods

I'm a broke student who survives mostly off of ramen noodles and bad caf food. I just got a mini fridge with a big ol' freezer cubbie in it and I'm overwhelmed by the tons of freezer foods available at the store. What should I get? - Rick (Hartland, WV)

List Generated:

-Tough Muffins

-TGIF's Calamari Poppers

-Bristles

-Soccer Kidz EZ Eggrules!!!1

-Roast Beef Miniwiches

-Mo'gurt Blasters

-Fancy Burritos

-Cheese Shramps

Tips For Dealing With Cold Ketchup

I just got back from Burger King and noticed they didn't put any ketchup in the bag and I love to dip my fries in ketchup before I eat them. I have some ketchup in my fridge, but I hate putting cold ketchup on hot food. Any suggestions? - Ben (Milford, MA)

List Generated:

-Let sit until ketchup reaches room temperature.

-Force ketchup into conditions of extreme stress, then be kind to it, repeat process until getting the information desired.

-Microwave ketchup for forty minutes.

-Pretend to leave the room, then turn around quickly and yell "Ha" at maximum decibels permitted by landlord.

-Laugh at it's jokes whether you find them funny or not.

-Play some Al Green, earlier stuff.

-Use mustard, ranch and/or mayo to induce jealousy.

-Challenge it to a pull-ups contest, even if you lose, the ketchup will probably be warm.

-Eat ribs instead.