Chad Kroeger Side Projects

I'm a huge Nickelback fan. I have all six of their albums and the Spiderman soundtrack; but I'm still not satisfied, I need more. I recently heard that Chad Kroeger was working on some side projects, do you happen to the names of these bands? - Blanche (Walterboro, SC)

List Generated:

-Kroegerback

-Soot Penchant

-Song Horse

-7Heart

-Sound Belter

-Kroegs

-Metaler

-Three Garden

-Creed

Inexpensive Dates For Helmet Enthusiasts

I recently registered with a dating website for helmet loving singles. I already have a date lined up, but I don't have much money and I want to prove to this girl that I love helmets. Do you have any date ideas? - Caleb (Roanoke, VA)

List Generated:

-If it's a rainy day, make a fire, lay out some old newspaper and give an old helmet a fresh paint job together.

-Throw tennis balls at each other's helmets.

-Go to a coffee shop and look at Polaroids of your helmet collections.

-Lay on some grass, stare up at the clouds, and describe your ideal helmets to each other.

-Take a road trip on March 26th to Spruce Pine, NC for the Helmet-a-rama Convention for the widest array of Giro Helmets this side of Spruce, (sponsored by Giro Helmets).

-Find a nice park bench and make fun of all the people not wearing helmets.

-Helmet museum.

NASCAR Drivers

I’m sort of a new comer to NASCAR and I really don’t know who any of the drivers are outside of the superstars like Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Jimmie Johnson. Who are some of the other drivers I should be keeping an eye out for? – Ira (New Iberia, LA)

List Generated:

-Chirps Dalehardt

-Austin Rickety

-McDonald's Burger King

-Haste Pursuiter

-Darby Chirphardt Jr.

-Ken “Tucky” Kentucky

-Zap Zippidyzoom

-Leak Dribble

-Chadder Mudson

-Gramps Chirpendale Jr.

Car Air Fresheners

Whenever I go to the car wash I want to buy one of those air fresheners. Problem is, there are so many wonderful looking options, my brain shuts down and I just end up not getting one. Sometimes I even pass out. So tell me, which fresheners are the best ones? – Diana (Loup City, NE)

List Generated:

-Pert Pluspourri

-Recently Purchased Car

-Ranch Dressing

-Unsullied Textbook

-Spilt Perfume

-Rainforest Patchouli

-Fresh Tennis Ball

-Creepy Jelly

-Mermaid Hair

-Deli

Prince Interview Pull Quotes

Sup, I write for Spin Magazine, maybe you’ve heard of it. Anyways, I interviewed Prince recently, went pretty rad. Cool guy, we hung out at his guitar shaped pool drinking smoothies, just sort of shooting it. Like I said, pretty rad right. Sup, anyways, I’m really tired and I need a nap bad, can you do the pull quotes of the interview for me, I’ll owe you. – Lars (Telegraph City, CA)

List Generated:

-“My upcoming album is a single 95-minute sex funk song about cumulous clouds. The working title is Sexy Funky Cumulous Clouds”

-“I’ve always tried to avoid surfaces that aren’t covered with swan feathers.”

-"Only God can make a Prince song."

-“I guess the album in my discography I’m most proud of is the Batman soundtrack. That one-two punch of Partyman and Batdance, I’ve never topped it.”

-“Wait. So you're saying that I wrote Manic Monday?”

-“It’s not my pool that’s shaped like a guitar, it’s my guitar that is shaped like a pool.”

-“If I could time travel, I'd probably go to the future, get a swan feathered jet pack, then go give it to myself in 1981 for the Controversy tour.”

-“Wouldn’t it be amazing if rain was purple?”

-“I’ve been toying with changing my name into an origami swan.”

Gatorade Flavors

I’m a track runner, which means I sweat a lot. So when I need to replenish my electrolytes, there’s only one drink I turn to, Gatorade. Also Powerade. And in a jam water. Thing is, I’m bored with the original lemon/lime flavor, which of the other flavors would you vouch for? – Carl (Cairo, GA)

List Generated:

-Orangedurance

-Banana Tantrum

-Fierce Intensified Extreme Master Blaster Berry

-Qwenchamelon

-Bull Stabber Performance Blue

-Grapestreme Velocity

-Straight Up Green

-Rasp-Factor

Racehorse Names

Me and a few guys from the office decided we’re going to buy a racehorse. Since I know absolutely nothing about horses they’re taking care of all the heavy lifting and have charged me with coming up with a name. Unfortunately, I’m not much of a namer as it turns out either. Can you suggest some racehorse names? – Duncan (Ironville, PA)

List Generated:

-Go Go Gadget Horse Legs

-Mr. Carrot Enjoyer

-Hip To Be Whipped

-Alex Trifecta

-Ponies Are Not “Baby Horses”, They’re Just Small Full Grown Horses

-Easter Bunny Jr.

-Happy Birthday Brian, You’re Our Favorite Grandson

-Injected With Extra Equine Hormones

-Big Smelly Teeth

-Oceantruffle